回复 刘海娜 : 这部《theborn在线观看欧美》一群人在喝酒,有人突发奇想,相约各给自老婆发个短信,写到我爱你,看看各年龄段女人的反应。结果不大一样,20岁的女人回复,我也爱你。30岁的女人回复,酒喝多了吧。四十岁的女人回复,你没病吧。五十岁的女人回复,发错人了吧,看回来怎么收拾你。六十岁的女人回复 退休了闲得慌是不是?快爬山去吧。七十来岁的女人不回复,直接打电话给孩子:你爸可能没几天了,赶紧准备后事吧。八十岁来岁的女人自言自语的说:唉,今天一定是忘记吃老年痴呆药了。[
回复 こずえまき: My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly presseduniforms.Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point.One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture.They explained "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point.父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的橄榄球赛。开始之前,我们到处转了转,碰到许多穿着整齐制服的学员。几名游客问新兵是否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄。“好让我们的儿子知道,如果他到西点军校来学习会得到什么。”一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员,问她是否愿意摆个姿势照相。他们解释说:“我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么[
回复 Notarianni: 一个女人在饭馆里责骂她的丈夫。最后,她尖声叫道:“在世界上所有可耻的人中,你是最卑鄙的一个!”这时,饭馆里所有的人都吃惊地看着他们。她丈夫察觉后,马上提高声音说:“骂得太好了,亲爱的!你还对他讲了些什么?”[
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