回复 草野康太 : 这部《ncwz15影影院》unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."不速之客就在路上,我妈妈是完美的家庭主妇,正忙着整理。她分配给爸和哥哥的任务是打扫客人使用的浴室。一会后,当她检查时候,她吃惊了,一度杂乱的房间被打扫干净了。她看到浴帘有张纸条上写着:谢谢你没往浴缸里看。[
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