和女友异地,隔了很久再见女朋友,她只顾着吃东西,很少跟我说话。我心里有了一点小情绪,咳了几声问:“对你来说到底我重要,还是吃重要?”“这还用说吗,没有你我会很难受。”她这才第一次放下筷子,看着我温柔地说:“但是不吃我会死。”[甲:“听说你跟你太太离婚了,究竟是为了什么?”乙:“你只要看看法官将孩子判给谁就知道了!”甲:“还能从这看出来?那是判给谁了?”乙:“判给隔壁老王了!”甲:“好吧,我懂了!”[one day, he went out hunting with some friends. a strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. when his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.有天,他和几个朋友出去打猎。突然,刮起了大风,把他的假发吹得无影无踪。朋友们看到此情景,乐得不行,笑个不停。the bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. he said to his friends, “how can i expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”秃头先生也开始大笑,笑 详情
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