回复 郭静纯 : 这部《蜜桃永久免费视频入口》晚上逛夜市。街边一冷巷看到有个老头手里拿个旗号上面写着测wifi暗码。不得不说这时代算命的都与时俱进了改算暗码了。我怀着好奇心让他帮助测了下,他让我把手机给他,然后让我转过身倒数五个数我照做了。只听老头大喊一句“德玛西亚”这时我也现已数完了,转身一看 挖槽,人和手机都不见了.....[
回复 宫川一朗太: It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?""Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。候选人来到了一家门口,一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我,年轻人,”候选人问道,“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党?” “都不是,”孩子答到,“她在浴室。”[
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