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4、⛅⭐⭐⛅When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles."How was your first day?" I asked."It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?""Do you prefer paper or plastic?"我儿子在一所中学读二年级时,在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅一个女人正在医院里生一个孩子,当分娩的阵痛越来越剧烈时,她气喘吁吁地问护士:“是否已过了最难熬的时分?”护士答:“现在还是比较轻松的,难熬的时分还得延续18年呢。”[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅在公园散步,看到一个妹子在遛狗。那狗很可爱,就问:“我可以摸一下吗?”妹子很大方的说:“可以。”于是我摸了一下。妹子,你追我干嘛!不过就是摸了一下你的胸而已,况且是你给我摸的,别打啊!别打脸![
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天儿子把幼儿园的小朋友打了,我买了东西去看那小朋友,只有小朋友的妈妈在家,小朋友让我陪她玩捉迷藏,我藏到了春秋椅下面,正赶上她爸爸回来。她爸爸上来就给了我一拳说:和我老婆在一起多长时间了…………[
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4、⛅⭐⭐⛅When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles."How was your first day?" I asked."It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?""Do you prefer paper or plastic?"我儿子在一所中学读二年级时,在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅一个女人正在医院里生一个孩子,当分娩的阵痛越来越剧烈时,她气喘吁吁地问护士:“是否已过了最难熬的时分?”护士答:“现在还是比较轻松的,难熬的时分还得延续18年呢。”[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅上小学的时候,一次体育课,一班同学看老师们打篮球。一个老师跑着跑着,突然倒地,大喊抽筋了。另一个老师过来冲着他大腿踢了几脚就好了。后来,也是体育课,一个同学也是跑着跑着突然倒地。一帮同学围过去看,突然有个机智的同学说:“他抽筋了,踢几下就好了。”一顿围踢之后,他就吐白沫了。及时赶来的校医说:“这是抽风,不是抽筋,这孩子差点让你们踢死了。”[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅好消息:一辆满载律师的大巴士今天遭遇了翻车事故,汽车完全被毁,车
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅和老婆去超市买东西,付款的时候老婆问我:你有零钱吗?我想也没想回她:我有过整钱吗?收银员笑的那叫一个灿烂![
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