回复 哈珀 : 这部《嫩草涩涩漫画》一个屌丝逆袭白富美成功,别人问他怎么成功的,屌丝说他向女神表白得时候,女神指着电视告诉他,要想她同意,除非中国队能以小组第一出线,没想到竟然。。。幸福来的太快,有的措手不急。。。其实屌丝受女神鼓励后拿自己所有积蓄连买两期体彩都中了,如今。。。呵呵[
回复 Lucie: 鼻子有点过敏,喷嚏不断!正好有个朋友过来玩,我没注意一个大喷嚏喷了她一脸,吓的她一哆嗦!我坏笑道,让你受惊了(受精了)!没想到她给我来了句别怀上就行!我这是遇到组织的人了吗?[
回复 Insermini: A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.
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