回复 마을의 : 这部《aacc678c0m日日夜夜天天网》Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”[
回复 萨拉·科泽尔: 小明在放学回家的路上捡到一本死亡笔记,笔记的正面,姓名处写着小方;回家后,小明想到了往日里经常欺负自己的几个同学,于是就在笔记上狠心的写下了那几个人的名字;第二天,小明上学,发现经常欺负自己的那几个同学不见了,于是感叹道:“这个笔记太好了!有了这个笔记,以后看谁还敢欺负我!”就这样,小明怕别人把笔记认领回去,于是就把笔记的正面小方的名字抹掉,写上了自己的名字;第三天,小红在放学回学家的路上捡到了一本死亡笔记,笔记的正面,姓名处写着小明...[
回复 Rockstroh: 什么是深爱的感觉?就像是房间突然黑了,我不是去找灯而是去找他。”这句话一定是孟非、徐峥和郭德纲的媳妇们说的。[
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