回复 大野未来 : 这部《井川里予实操完整视频》小白兔和熊瞎子走在森林里,不小心踢翻一只壶。壶里出来一精灵,说可以满足它们各三个愿望。熊瞎子说,把它变成世界上最强壮的狗熊。它的愿望实现了。小白兔说,给它一*小头盔。它的愿望也实现了。熊瞎子说,把它变成世界上最漂亮的狗熊。它的愿望又实现了。小白兔说,给它一辆自行车。它的愿望又实现了。熊瞎子说,把世界上其它的狗熊全变成母狗熊!小白兔骑上自行车,一边跑一边说,把这只狗熊变成同性恋。[
回复 Petar: fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵。the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies瘦男人说他更礼貌,因为他总是向一个女士脱帽致意。but the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖男人说他更礼貌,因为无论何时他起身给女士让座总是能让两位女士同时坐下。[
回复 赫尔穆特·格里姆: 唐僧在去西天的路上,遇到了一个女妖精,长的*丰臀肥,于是起了歪心!结果被女妖精看出来了说到:“失主今天不行呀,我有例假”!唐僧双手合十:“阿弥佗佛,贫僧正式为了取经而来![