回复 游安顺 : 这部《7799高清免费影院入口》我与闺蜜打闹起来没下限的,反正都习惯了!后来一次朋友聚会,玩疯了,我一手扯下她的上衣,她一手掀起我的裙子……尴尬的是她居然没穿罩罩,我却暴露性别了……[
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回复 Bénichou: The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" The wife said, "You may select the dish today." The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?" "Cabbage." "The others?" "None." "Then how to select?" "Eat or not eat!" the wife said.丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。一天,丈夫回到家,问妻子:“亲爱的,今天我们吃啥菜?” 妻子回答:“今天你可以选择。” 丈夫感到非常高兴,又问:“都有哪些菜呢?” “炒白菜。” “还有呢?” “没了。” “那你要我怎么选呢?” “吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。[
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