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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅A:“这附近哪有健身房?我想减肥。”B:“出门右转200米。”A:“有没有近点的?”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud.""How will that help?" said the second boy."Just do it," insisted the first.Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"两个男孩子在后院露营,他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是,一个男孩对另外一个说:“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”“那就会知道时间吗?”第二个男孩问。“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。两个孩子开始大声唱歌,过了一会儿,一个邻居打开窗户喊道:“小声点!你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗?”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅一哥们去医院检查,查出自己不孕不育,但是嫂子已经怀孕三个月了,我一想这下完了,结果哥们说了句
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅看著平时里银屏中闪闪发光的耀眼明星,小伙伴们是不是也曾幻想过有朝一日也能够成为他们那样,想象总是美好的,现实总是残酷的,变不成名字,我们可以成为明星背后的那个人,《全民巨星》(AllStar)将带你体验全新的明星养成换装乐趣,迫不及待的小伙伴快跟上西瓜小编的脚步,来一睹为快吧。
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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅A:“这附近哪有健身房?我想减肥。”B:“出门右转200米。”A:“有没有近点的?”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud.""How will that help?" said the second boy."Just do it," insisted the first.Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"两个男孩子在后院露营,他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是,一个男孩对另外一个说:“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”“那就会知道时间吗?”第二个男孩问。“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。两个孩子开始大声唱歌,过了一会儿,一个邻居打开窗户喊道:“小声点!你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗?”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅一哥们去医院检查,查出自己不孕不育,但是嫂子已经怀孕三个月了,我一想这下完了,结果哥们说了句
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅天上体育课,肌肉拉伤,拉住韧带了!下楼梯,腿疼,一时忍不住,直接单膝跪地到一哥们面前,这不是高潮,那哥们直接捂着脸,来了句:“人家有喜欢的男生了![
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅老公突然来了句,你真是个个妖精。。。老婆含情脉脉的问:“那你说人家是什么妖精啊,蜘蛛精呢还是白骨精呢?”只见老公嫌弃的捏了捏老婆肚子上的肉,然后淡定的说:“一圈,两圈,三圈,你就是个水桶妖。。”[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅和同事喝酒,同事问我:“你大学时有没有什么外号?”他这一问勾起了我大学时的回忆。记得以前每次上计算机课的时候,我总是帮着同学霸占好几台计算机,我一定不会告诉你,同学们都亲切的叫我。。。。机霸![
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