回复 乔庄 : 这部《12306影院最新播播地址》今天妈带我去相了两个妹子。一个丰乳肥臀,身材绝对一流,可惜长相太吃力了,还有龅牙,一笑我就受不了了;另外一个脸蛋绝对一流,女神级别,可惜是个肥妞。回来后我一直在想到底选哪个,终身大事啊!绝对不能乱下定论!为这事我纠结了一晚上。第二天早上妈买菜回来跟我说:两个都没看上你。。。[
回复 Neve: One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor2) in his voice,“Mommy,will you sleep with me tonight ?”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring3) hug. “I can' t,dear.” She said.“I have to sleep in Daddy's room.”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:“The big sissy4).”一个夏季的晚上,雷雨大作,母亲让小男孩上床钻进被窝。她正准备熄灯,孩子声音颤抖地问:“妈咪,你今晚可以陪我睡吗?”母亲笑着,拥抱一下小孩安慰说,“亲爱的,不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房间。”一阵长长的沉默之后,男孩小声地用颤音说:“大胆小鬼。[
回复 Montealegre: 有一天,跟同学在公交车上最后一排坐着, 本来很安静的,谁知那货突然就唱起来了: “如果你愿意一层一层一层的剥开我的心 ~你会发现~我缺心眼” 结果前三排的人都笑疯了![
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