回复 김정훈 : 这部《精品视频二三四五区v》在烧烤店看到一位酷哥,优雅地叼起一支烟,掏出一只霸气的zippo,一打没着,再一打又没着,酷哥淡定地再掏出一个五毛钱的一次性打火机,打着后先点着zippo,再用zippo点着烟,那一刻,我震惊了。[
回复 朴正民: 昨天歪在老公怀里,感慨男人有钱就变坏。随口问老公:“你有钱了会找小姐吗?”老公说:“不会的。”我正感动呢,老公悠悠到:“有你在,这辈子我是甭想有钱了!”[
回复 Seo-yeon: An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,the other on the pavement. A pupil meeting him said: “Good evening,professor.How are you? “Well,” answered the professor,“I thought I was all right when I left home,but now I don't know what's the matter with me.I've been limping for the last half hour.”有一天,人们看见一个有名的心不在焉的老师在路上走,他的一只脚一直踏在街沟里,另一只脚踩在人行道上。 一个碰见他的学生说: “晚安,老师。您怎么了?” “啊,”这位老师回答说:“我想我离开家的时候还挺好的,可是现在我不知道出了什么毛病。我已经一瘸一拐走了半个小时了。”[
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