法国空姐完整未删减

there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时，不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股，他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇，载了一位医生回来。"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说：“你这匹马真是聪明！”"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说：“也没有你想的那么聪明啦！它带来的是一位兽医！”[红太狼发现，灰太狼往嘴里塞着草一样的东西。就抄起平底锅大骂：“没用的玩意，你抓不到羊也就算了，特么自己快变羊了！”灰太狼满脸委屈地说：“老婆，这不是草是韭菜，我听人说，吃韭菜撞羊……”[她丈夫是机关会计，平常家里买的东西，大都开个发票在机关报销了。　　这一天，她家的黑狗病了，买了几块钱药也要医生开个报销条。医生问她写什么名字，她说：“就写黑狗吧，张黑狗！”　　“张黑狗？你家狗还有姓？”医生奇怪地问。　　她说：“张黑狗是娃他爸的名字，机关就报销了。”[ there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时，不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股，他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇，载了一位医生回来。"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说：“你这匹马真是聪明！”"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说：“也没有你想的那么聪明啦！它带来的是一位兽医！”[红太狼发现，灰太狼往嘴里塞着草一样的东西。就抄起平底锅大骂：“没用的玩意，你抓不到羊也就算了，特么自己快变羊了！”灰太狼满脸委屈地说：“老婆，这不是草是韭菜，我听人说，吃韭菜撞羊……”[她丈夫是机关会计，平常家里买的东西，大都开个发票在机关报销了。　　这一天，她家的黑狗病了，买了几块钱药也要医生开个报销条。医生问她写什么名字，她说：“就写黑狗吧，张黑狗！”　　“张黑狗？你家狗还有姓？”医生奇怪地问。　　她说：“张黑狗是娃他爸的名字，机关就报销了。”[ 详情