回复 大后寿寿花 : 这部《91天天综合网永久》The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekendonVisitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.So one Visitor’s Day,the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder."Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情,因为每逢周末的探访日,大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访,但是可怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。因此在一个探访日,典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说:“乔治,我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。”他满怀同情地把手放在乔治的肩膀上:“告诉我,你没有任何朋友或家人吗?”乔治回答:“喔!当然有,典狱长,只不过他们全都在这里面!”[
回复 Ninetto: 张三丰:“无忌,我教你的还记得多少?”张无忌:“回太师傅,我只记得一大半”张三丰:“那,现在呢?”张无忌:“已经剩下一小半了”张三丰:“那,现在呢?”张无忌:“我已经把所有的全忘记了!”张三丰:“好,你可以去参加高考了…”[
回复 阿克塞尔·佐杜洛夫斯基: 一次在我和男友在我闺蜜家里,男友去上厕所,闺蜜家的小土狗“小猪”(是公的)很欢实的尾随他而去。随即听到,我男朋友在厕所里大吼:“看什么看,滚!”闺蜜闻声而来,站在厕所外边冲我男朋友大吼:“我们家小猪看看你怎么了?看看你怎么了!你什么地方它没有?”我直接笑喷[
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