回复 Ryan : 这部《玛丽的日常生活在线播放免费》和同学去厕所,拉的正舒服,忘记带纸了 ,就和同学说,你那包纸啥牌的?清风的 。 拿来我看看。然后,然后,回班的时候 同学要和我单挑[
回复 吉永ありさ: 大一,一次去食堂打包子,谁知划卡机出了点毛病,一下划下去150块3,卖包子的哥哥鼓捣了半天也加不回去,于是可怜兮兮地说:“没事,我记得你,以后常来,直到把多划的钱用完。”我只好同意了可怜我上顿包子下顿包子地吃了一学期,包子哥哥还欠我2块3……最可气的是大学四年我竟然没找到一个女朋友!!!直到毕业,有一天我走在校园林荫路上,就听后面一帮女生指指点点小声道:“没错,就是他!!以后可别找这样男朋友,天天去二食堂吃包子不给钱!![
回复 Cattan: The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" The wife said, "You may select the dish today." The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?" "Cabbage." "The others?" "None." "Then how to select?" "Eat or not eat!" the wife said.丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。一天,丈夫回到家,问妻子:“亲爱的,今天我们吃啥菜?” 妻子回答:“今天你可以选择。” 丈夫感到非常高兴,又问:“都有哪些菜呢?” “炒白菜。” “还有呢?” “没了。” “那你要我怎么选呢?” “吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。[
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