回复 肖恩·杨 : 这部《91蝌蚪 免费国产永久入口》A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."孩子在车库打球时掉了一只隐形眼镜。找了一会儿,他告诉母亲找不到了。母亲出去了,几分钟以后,拿着隐形眼镜回来。“妈妈,你是怎么找到的?”孩子问。“我们找的不是同一件东西,”母亲回答,“你找的是一小片塑料,而我是在找150块钱。”[
回复 Bravo: 记得年轻时候重义气,身边一群兄弟,每天打架斗殴,想想那些任性不懂事的年纪,还把别人打坏了,真的特别后悔当初,现在想想何必呢,打架又不是解决问题的方法。还好,18岁那年我醒悟了,退出江湖,不再打架, 以后的日子好好在家养腿~ ~~[
回复 Krishna: 某留学生中文困难,某日去中文老师家拜访,唠唠家常。留学生:老师,你有几个孩子?老师:1个。留学生:7个?老师:不是7个,是1个。留学生:11个,这么多啊!老师:不是11个,而是1个。留学生:又21个了?老师(晕了):不是21个,就是1个。留学生:哦,91个。老师:……[
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