回复 孫嘉欣 : 这部《私人监狱电影完整版未删减》儿子和隔壁小孩打架,把人家的小孩眼睛都打肿了。我陪他一起去道歉:“叔叔对不起!我不是故意要打小米的眼睛的。”然后小米爸爸回答说:“没关系,只要不是故意的就好了,不要有下次了!”我儿子这时候说出了他心里的实话:“叔叔,我真不是故意的我其实是想打小米的鼻子的。”[
回复 高瀬春奈: 做什么工作的?在哪里上班?工资多少?女朋友怎么没见来?快过年了,这几个问题的答案你都准备好了吗?到现我就准备好了最关键r那个,别人问我女朋友怎么没回来,我就告诉他们:“春运,买不到火车票!”[
回复 V'dyut: Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.Bytheway,IhavealargerotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewon‘tbotheryou.Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird!"Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts.Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldn‘tresistsaying,"Youstupidbird,whydon‘tyoushutup!"Towhichthebirdreplied,"Killer,gethim!!!"[
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