精神病人甲把电话号码本从护士办公室偷回病房.问乙说:“你看我最近完成的这本小说怎么样”?乙看了看回答:“不错不错.不过,就是人物多了点儿”.[When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles."How was your first day?" I asked."It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?""Do you prefer paper or plastic?"我儿子在一所中学读二年级时,在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑今天上街,遇到一个乞丐。我看见他跟前的碗破了个大洞,心里很不是滋味,凭什么穷人就得用破碗?于是我二话没说拿起碗来,帮他扔到垃圾桶去了。[ 详情
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