亨利·托马斯
回复 Brande : 这部《亚偷乱视频》朋友是邮电局架线的，一次去他家玩，看见他腿坏了，打着石膏。答：架线上杆掉下来了。年底，打工回来去他家，问“还没好呢？”朋友答“上次好了，这回是上杆到一半，线杆子倒了。”[
路易斯·艾伦迪
回复 Strydom: 昨晚在校园长凳乘凉，附近一对母子，妈妈让小正太打电话问爸爸什么时候回来。估计那边说让你妈妈说，妈妈说：你替我说吧，小正太脸瞬间变得愤怒而严肃对着电话吼道：都10点了你还不回来，你要死在外面啊，你这混蛋，再不赶紧回来晚上别想上老娘的床，然后啪的挂了。妈妈一脸得意。。。[
莫蕊拉·皮娅若
回复 Fabrizio: A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."
一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。
当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。
他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说
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