回复 栗林裏莉 : 这部《亚洲国产永久精品p68》儿子,妈妈知道你以后泡妞需要玫瑰花和电影票钱,但估计你爹现在正为之努力学习,所以,原谅妈,妈不学了。放心儿子,如果连你爸也没学好,没关系。没钱买玫瑰,妈给你种。没钱泡妞,妈允许你搞基,真的。如果你没钱连基也搞不到,那妈就跟你爸再加把劲,给你生个弟弟![
回复 Dillon: 某老板05年为了包二奶,在深圳买了一套房给二奶住。并且每月给二奶5000元包养费, 买房子花了50多万。去年跟二奶分开了,他把房子卖了,得钱320万。算下来白玩女人5年,最后还赚了240万!老板妻子得知后,臭骂他一顿:“怎么只包了一个呢?真是个废物!”[
回复 杰基·厄尔·哈利: A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.
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